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All the hoes better duck down and prepare to drown when i lose my load on this abode. When I fap, I rap as I hit the gasm, so hot you can't fathom all the pain of the many burns.

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My name is dickn****r.

2012-11-21 15:51:55 by walkinator

My penis is long. It throbs constantly, but remains soft and flaccid. Every once in a while, I think it might be watching me. Every day, it wakes me up with a cock-a-doodle-doo. But it is not a rooster. It is my penis.

A few weeks ago, it did my math homework for me. I got every other problem left. The other problems were straight. My eyes and my penis sometimes engage in fisticuffs. They bicker, but I know that, deep down, they do love each other. It warms my heart, as well as my rectum.
This is the screenplay I have been working on. I think it might be a blockbuster. I want to have Tommy WIseau star in the movie.

Latest Audio Submissions

void garden Ambient Song
The City Streets Comedy Song
The Infomercial Voice Demo Song
Happiest Moments Voice Demo Song

Latest Shared Creations

redhead ranger girl Added to skins for Skincraft Mar 31, 2013. Load Level
creeper Added to drawings for The Drawing Grounds Oct 3, 2012. Load Level
mouth Added to drawings for The Drawing Grounds Oct 2, 2012. Load Level
assassin girl Added to skins for Skincraft Feb 25, 2012. Load Level
walkinator christmas Added to skins for Skincraft Dec 25, 2011. Load Level
RAGE Added to levels for Time Fcuk Sep 1, 2011. Load Level

Recent Game Medals

Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links Medal Stats.
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself! Medal Stats.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster! Medal Stats.
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man. Medal Stats.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill. Medal Stats.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues! Medal Stats.
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles! Medal Stats.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome! Medal Stats.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now. Medal Stats.
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 484 (From 72 different games.)